WORK TOGETHER CHARLIE WARD IS DEAD AND PARKES IS IN GITMO

Apparently Charlie resisted being taken down to be handcuffed, and the WH agents had to use a taser. Charlie died when he exploded with the first jolt. He had just come from a lunch of 12 Black Bean burritos & the pressure was too much. Our thoughts and prayers are with the WH agents who were injured by the exploding Charlie pieces.

Update:

Good News out of San Juan. The two White Hat agents who were injured in the Exploding Charlie fiasco will recover. Both are out of surgery. In related news, the city of San Juan is still working clean up at the blast scene while seeking answers for legal liability on the damage to surrounding buildings in the street adjacent. Reports are that the hotel pool will be back in service in just 2 days. The3 hotel restaurant’s manager has renamed the black bean burrito lunch special to El Grande Bomba and says they will be back on the menu as soon as the buildings windows can be replaced.

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7 Replies to “WORK TOGETHER CHARLIE WARD IS DEAD AND PARKES IS IN GITMO”

  1. I can’t believe you would publish this nonsense. I come here for news.

  2. I think you are a loser. It’s so lame to publish a story without first finding out that it’s true. You’re obviously a democrat. I didn’t come here for news either. I came here to see what kind of traitor to his own country would publish such fictional rubbish and now I know.

  3. You people ! Of course its not “true”. These people are preying on the gullible and this needs to be highlighted. This story generated more interest than the frauds generated for themselves. Calling them out in such a way that you couldn’t help but take the bait… You read how pathetic these frauds are. Were you relieved or disappointed that the actual story was false ?

  4. Hilarious!!! Thought it could’ve been as true as these Charlatans profess to be… nice one!!!

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