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DELEGATE PACKAGES

Caviar & Crème Fraîche Tartlet Level – $10,000

For those who are satisfied with a simple hors d’oeuvre.

What do you get?

Like a Davos golf cart shuttle, no serious elite would consider it, but budding VIPs will find it an inspiring way of catching their first WIF. Consider this the gateway bundle for aspiring oligarchs.

Bundle includes:

  • Online access to Ms. Deville’s My Vision broadcast focused on her core message: You can’t solve public debt without a private jet.
  • Full week of access to Ms. Deville’s Mindful Morning Affluence podcast, full of affirmations to help the 1% forget the plebs and start the day off right.
  • Autographed headshot of Ms. Deville to display in your war room.
  • Complimentary sparkling water and croissant dispatched to your home.

Kobe Filet Smoothie Level – $50,000

For those who recognize that sometimes you have to chuck some meat in the blender.

What do you get?

A good, solid WIF.

Bundle includes:

 all elements of Caviar & Crème Fraiche Tartlet Level PLUS:

  • An exclusive Zoom poetry reading from Ms. Deville’s forthcoming manuscript, Deflect, Divert, Distract: Musings on Life in the Haute Monde.
  • A personal scalp massage from Ms. Deville (vaccination status unconfirmed).

White Truffle Down the Toilet Level – $150,000

For those who know what it truly takes to be a thought leader.  

What do you get?

The deepest WIF available. After purchase, you’ll wake up, Bourne Identity style, with almost no recollection of your previous life as an absolute peasant.

Bundle includes

… all elements of the Kobe Filet Smoothie Level, PLUS:

  • The satisfaction of knowing you’ve purchased the most expensive bundle instead of paying for your niece’s education.  

Terms & Conditions

Applicable to all bundles.

Status Verification

In addition to swift payment of rates above, you must:

  • Provide proof that you haven’t paid your taxes for a minimum of three years.
  • Submit a 10-minute unedited video of yourself bullshitting on a topic of your choosing. (Should any meaningful information be conveyed within the 10 minutes, your submission will be rejected.)
  • Proof of out-of-touch status by answering the multiple choice question below

You are at the Piano bar. What do you order?

  1. A glass of champagne
  2. A vintage Calvados
  3. Your government to class coal as green energy. 
  4. The Swiss gendarmes to discretely escort Kevin Spacey from the premises.

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